On the latest protein-filled fuckburger of fun: Julian plays Guess the Fucking Thing, Bubbles attempts to solve the monolith mystery, and Ricky's having trouble getting word learnt! Also: The Boys come up with a plan to get free porn!

Julian is worried about aliens - are they here, and are they trying to bang us with their minds?! Find out which celeb birthdays give Ricky an erectoroni, and the ultimate Italian piss-off walk. Also: Bubbles has a Criminal Mind!