Slow roasted balogny... Shake & Bake hotdogs... presto pesto... four kinds of fancy-ass mustard... holy fuck, Bubbles and Ricky have cooked up a feast. Pity it's all gonna give Julian heartburn! Also: Hank Williams, Ricky's German lesson, and a massive tit fight!

Spring is springing and the Boys are getting horny - but what's their mating call? Ricky's also worried about shrinking cock sizes and the future of the human race, but Julian's got a plan! Also: Will Bubbles' chip dust invention work on steak and pickled eggs?