Fuck jet lag, the Boys are ready for another Park After Dark! They investigate fuck machine Rudolph Valentino, a dream kitty house, and a succulent Chinese meal gone wrong. Also: Can they rescue a cargo ship that's on fire in the middle of the Atlantic?

Someone put too much weed butter on the popcorn, the Boys are FUCKED today! Find out how much they charge for horsecock redirects (and a coupla half-jacks), and Bubbles appraises a one-nostril kitty called Egbert. Yep, we told you they're FUCKED!