The Boys - and fuckin' Conky - are live and drunk as fuck in Dallas! Find out why Ricky's wearing tight pants, meet Cory's dumber-than-fuck Texan cousin, and singalong with Bubbles! Also: Which Irish jigger is gonna win a slow dance with Sexian?

The Boys break out the dirty ol' cupboard wine for a fancy tasting session - which tipple passes with flying carpets, and which is gonna make Ricky puke? Also: Get banged on a cruise, get a fucking bruise!