It's September the 3-0 already, fuckers - the Boys are zoned out and don't know if it's Jantember or Novaugust! Bubbles is so hungry he could eat a wheel of cheese, or some sexy Muscle Chips. But fuck off with the NyQuil chicken! Also: The Boys explain why September 30 is a very important day in Canada.

Randy's in the trailer and he's come bearing a sweet gift - or is it?! Find out how not to get scammed from space, when Texas hot sauce ain't Texas hot sauce, and some hot facts about Julian's nipples. Also: Call the wood police, there's a fucking killer on the loose!