Back to the crack: Randy's here with some National Toilet Paper Day facts you didn't wanna know! Discover Julian's favourite long-necked animal (and no, it's not a fuckin' swan), a bacon-busting business idea, and Randy's seasonal sex toy veg picks!

While the edibles kick in, the Boys are wondering: what really is a start? And did Ricky and Randy go see a movie and eat popcorn out of Randy's lap? We talk bee stings, hash-sniffing dogs, ghost-jacking, and why you shouldn't airdrop nudes to your pilot! Also: a toast to Pat Stay.