Guess who pissed in Gorilla Fingers' boots and is spending time in solitary? Good job Randy's checked into con college - and just in time for International Massage Week! Also: Shitty parenting, Three's Company, and a luxury cruise for one!

Guess who got busted for Dutch hash at the airport? For fuck's sake, Randy! Find out about Bubbles' Shitrockers tour, European drinking culture, and how Randy fucked up the Cavern Club. Also: Pee-wee Herman, fuckin' terrible impressions, and why Bubbles is yogurt!