Why is Ricky's trailer full of musical shit (and a broken lamp?) Bubbs is holding auditions for the Bubbles & The Shitrockers tour! Julian investigates some shitty art, and gets learnt about millipedes. Also: Who has a 17ft birthday boner?!

Guess who pissed in Gorilla Fingers' boots and is spending time in solitary? Good job Randy's checked into con college - and just in time for International Massage Week! Also: Shitty parenting, Three's Company, and a luxury cruise for one!