Start spreading the news, the Boys are leaving today... to get fucked up in New York, New York at the Shitrockers movie fan screening! At least they saved $8 on their shitty flights to buy some (good kind) chicken fingers. But will Ricky make it across the border? Also: Bad news bananas, radiation nipple hats, and why Randy's about to get fired!

Santa's come early and brought some awesome shit - new Trailer Park Boys chips and BIC lighters! But will they make any scrilla out of it? There's also the world's most costly coffee, a killer cat, and the Jaguar that wasn't there. Plus: What gifts has Julian, ahem, acquired for his best buds? Find out soon...