Fuck off February, and take your shitcicles with you! Bubs is still banged up with the bird flu, Ricky's flippin' about flying, and Julian wants to be the new Robin Hood. Plus: Are you a cat person? The Boys wanna talk to you!

Spring is springin', hash seeds are growin', and Ricky is ready for Valentine's Day. Yup, space and time are all fucky on today's Park After Dark! There's also a wordsmarts quiz, a trip to Puppy Mountain, and turkey roasting alchemy. Plus: Beware the Ides of March!