The rain ain't coming and the fires are spreading - no wonder Bubs wants to stay in jail! Before he hides under Julian's bed, they discuss giant rats, vampire cocks, and Ricky's woodland pyromania. Plus: Got the hangover from Hell? Cure it with a marathon run!

The Boys are book learnin' today! Be amazed at fucked facts about deer-whales, Japanese vending machines, and a very long kitty. And watch out Steve French - Ricky wants to punch out a mountain lion! Plus: Julian is... Pumpalicious!