It's Christmas in Sunnyvale - time to open the new trailer bar, smoke Randy's shitty joint, and shop vac the turkey... wait, what the fuck?!! There's also killer Yule cats, KFC chicken parties, and a treasure hunt to Columbia. Have a good one, see ya in 2026!

Wowza! Julian's trying to chill this year, but Ricky's got the ragebait. Can he calm down enough to do some new word learning? Julian also comes up with a new idea for the podcast - stoned life coaches! Plus: Zootopia snakes, NFL playoffs, and the family of the dumb!