On an "almost perfect" edition of The Misery Index, see some truly original forms of Misery when a monkey steals your baby, a woman gets her ultimate dream granted, and how it's possible to lose the race before it even starts.

Welcome to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other's Misery! We meet the world's most impatient dog, we see why you should always keep two hands on the wheel and Q shares a Day to remember! Miserable contestants Sam and Nicole share their pain and do battle for the chance to walk away with $30,000.