Welcome to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other's Misery! We meet the world's most impatient dog, we see why you should always keep two hands on the wheel and Q shares a Day to remember! Miserable contestants Sam and Nicole share their pain and do battle for the chance to walk away with $30,000.

On a "Flat Out Dangerous" edition of The Misery Index, see Sal take on the dirtiest job, hell hath no fury like a wife's revenge and how wood chippers are for wood..not people.