Blind stripper Cammie wants to join a strip club but is denied. Spoonie Luv(From Up Above) wants to send flowers and asks for inappropriate things to be written on the card. Denis Leary's friend's pet is a problem pet. And Special Ed's got mail and finds out he's got lower standerds because he uses "I Got Mail".

Spoonie calls a country club for tee time but they don't have tee time. Niles needs a healthcare giver. And Elmer needs some hearing aids.