After missing her baby's first steps, Emet vows not to miss any other important moments. But when a huge, career-making presentation at work comes up at the same time as Lily's dance competition, Emet scrambles to pull off both.

When David's parents visit for Hanukkah, Emet pretends that the family is more Jewish than they really are. When Maya discovers the charade, she is offended that Emet doesn't go to such lengths for her Indian culture, so she declares a culture war.