Santa Claus is coming to New Jersey, but there's no silent night when Melissa's holiday party whips everyone's tinsel into a tizzy. Kathy hopes to play nice with Teresa, but when the naughty Kim G. attempts to stir the punch, the Manzo clan circles their sleighs.

Visions of sugar plums dance in the Housewives' heads on Christmas morning. Santa brings all the women something nice, but it's Caroline who gets something long overdue. Melissa deems herself the luckiest girl in Jersey, while Teresa's Christmas ends on a sour note.