Secondary school mealtime supervisor Tiffany Drapes loves head teacher Gloria, but her affections are drawn to games teacher Evangeline: Tiffany eliminates the competition.

When TV obituaries producer Jill Tanner is faced wth her department being axed, she makes the most of chance encounter wth faded rock star Zack Mitchell, creating his media death and boosting his record sales

Harriet Snellgrove is obsessed with the police and dreams of being arrested. Well-known for her ludicrous confessions, she finally goes one step too far. Will she be believed?

WPC Barbara Greaves is bored with law-abiding village life so CID's Neil Brown transforms her into Whoopi Stone, madame and gangster, to go undercover to trap drug barons. But how far is she prepared to go?

Tracy and Karen seem an unlikely team to set sail on the Jules Verne round the world yacht race. When their boat capsizes, they are forced to reflect on the months preceding their voyage, with fatal results.

Sisters Lily and Iris are the most colourful characters in the poor village of Skinton. The secret of their plumpness during post war rationing is a full freezer. When it breaks down the repairman arouses fatal passions.