When you're on the midway, you want foods that are built for speed. The simplest solution is to stick it on a skewer. In this episode, Noah Cappe gets straight to the point tasting more fork-free foods than you can shake a stick at. From the enormous Family Dog to the Bacon Bomber, Gator Kabobs to the Fudge Puppy, these carnival creations are worth sticking around for.

King's Court Conch Fritters; deep-fried peanut butter and jelly brownie bites; fried green tomato BLT; Cookies and Cream Sandwich; deep-fried cheesesteak; Outlaw Fries; the enormous Suicide Taco.