Your friend Jessica might be a sweaty drunk but is she just a sweaty woman who really likes pinot? Rock and Heidi are POURING out the "facts" and asking the tough questions like: can we put this round on Jaida's tab? Why is my cocktail not refreshing? What season was Glandular on? Now, they're not experts but they keep giving me shots, so…

It's bad to waste food, but didn't that nugget have a hair on it? Rock and Heidi are DROPPING the "facts" and asking the hard questions like: are brownies better on the floor? Does my bellybutton taste good? How long is too long? Now, they're not experts but they keep stealing lunches from the company fridge, so…