Irish-German expats Pat and Dani "right-size" for a dream life in Wairarapa, embarking on a wild cross-country move packed with tight bends, off-road railway crossings and epic pinch points.

Kris and Lucy's majestic 140-year-old Christchurch villa faces a daring journey - over 100 tons, one trailer, and just 1km through city chaos, dodging traffic lights, trees, and powerlines.