It's time for CrimeCon-Grimsburg's famed crime-themed convention. When Flute learns that the criminals at CrimeCon are celebrated, not the detectives, he makes it his mission to prove that celebrity criminal, Damien Flesher, is not the reformed cannibal he claims to be. While chaperoning his students at ConCon and questioning where he is in his life, Pentos meets the Pentos-tonix, a Pentos-themed acapella group. Pentos then has to prove to them that he has still "got it" and is the criminal mastermind they grew up idolizing.

Roles get reversed in Flute and Summers' partnership after male sex workers start turning up dead.