Flute and Kang butt heads over Flute's relationship with Kang's Great Great.. Great Granddaughter. Flute does not want to stop seeing her, but Kang forbids it, even though he has yet to tell his relative that he is her distant ancestor. After a bomb threat is called on Grimsburg's annual Virgin Pageant, the Grimsburg PD need to have a man on the inside and have Summers pose as a contestant. Wynona, a former winner, coaches him a la Miss Congeniality.

It's time for CrimeCon-Grimsburg's famed crime-themed convention. When Flute learns that the criminals at CrimeCon are celebrated, not the detectives, he makes it his mission to prove that celebrity criminal, Damien Flesher, is not the reformed cannibal he claims to be. While chaperoning his students at ConCon and questioning where he is in his life, Pentos meets the Pentos-tonix, a Pentos-themed acapella group. Pentos then has to prove to them that he has still "got it" and is the criminal mastermind they grew up idolizing.