Wyatt and Crash land a job at the local newsstand where Crash begins giving customers silly advice that somehow pays off. Crash becomes a local celebrity and even lands a book deal, while Mel tries to convince everyone that Crash doesn't know what he's talking about before things go too far.

Crash becomes obsessed with Wyatt's voice command "Cassie", barraging it with nonsensical questions. The boys are soon shocked when the actual Cassie shows up at their doorstep.