Gazza guzzled 1 and a half litres of midstrength beer before driving home from the pub. He's confident he'll be under 0.05 because he's run his own breathalyser tests, but he's bang on 0.05 roadside.

At a pop-up testing line in a city backstreet police have netted a nice bloke… who may have made the first big mistake of his driving life.