Shirley discovers her date's only 19 when he's carded for beer at Cowboy Bill's. She tries to end it there, but he still wants date number two at a frat party. She gets Laverne a date too, but can these 1950's gals keep up with the young '60's party crowd?

The "Squignowsi Talent Agency" duo of Len and Squig decide to crash the 'Golden Circle' Awards, on 'live' TV, in an effort to talk to female actress Joey Heatherton and have her read their new screenplay, hoping she'll star in it.