When Moon gets rejected by his crush for the Lil' Preppers Practice Prom, he goes off-grid for the night and sees a mysterious figure who is revealed to be the long-lost Aunt Dirt Tobin who has been in hiding in a bunker on the Tobin property since 1964. The Tobin family teaches Aunt Dirt all about modern life while Moon copes with his first bout of romantic rejection.

When Cheesecake gets evicted from his trailer but finds a dangerous job on a crabbing boat, Wolf and Honeybee struggle to get him a local job and to teach him interview skills. Meanwhile, Beef tries to help bring business to Carissa's failing coffee hut.