After consuming one too many cups of Malayan punch, Commander Stoner drives a truck through the prized garden of a Malayan general. Furious, the general is set to have Stoner arrested, until a high-ranking American officer - who looks very much like O'Toole - makes a plea for mercy.

While in port at Wash. D.C. O'Toole keeps receiving giftsfrom a secret admirer. When a dress comes the ribbing from the crew motivates him to track down where they should have gone. He finds another Ensign O'Toole assigned to the installation who is female.