Bob and his family are forced to spend the weekend at Mort the Mortician's (guest voice Kindler) while the restaurant is being de-molded. Linda and Bob double date with Mort and a female mortician he meets online (guest voice Sedaris) while Tina babysits Gene and Louise in Mort's crematorium.

Bob's hero, a washed-up baseball player named Torpedo Jones (guest voice Garant), starts pitching for the local minor league team. Torpedo befriends Bob, but the dark underbelly of minor league baseball threatens to corrupt the Belchers.