When Rip and Saltine uncover a global conspiracy, the Titanic Museum will stop at nothing to prevent the truth from getting out! So Rip must turn to the only man who can help: beloved late-night talk show host Chortles Collins. 

Rip goes on The Eligible Arky, a popular dating show where a single archaeologist looks for love. Will Parisha (Geraldine Viswanathan) or Ximena (Stephanie Beatriz) win his heart? Or will a SHOCKING revelation change everything FOREVER?