Rip goes on The Eligible Arky, a popular dating show where a single archaeologist looks for love. Will Parisha (Geraldine Viswanathan) or Ximena (Stephanie Beatriz) win his heart? Or will a SHOCKING revelation change everything FOREVER?

Rip attempts to repair Saltine's relationship with her parents, but inadvertently leads them into a massive treasure hunt; will they find Blackbeard's gold before Zane does or will the only thing they dig up be some dark secret?