Rod and Tommo discover that it's not a good idea to talk about the woman they have shared while on a stake-out.  Paul is annoyed to find that Louise has used all his staples, and takes drastic action.

Lana plans a honeymoon in the West Indies, but Ralph is terrified of flying.  Michael reveals that he may be able to move to the USA with Alison.  Sammy and Owen plan a trip to Wigan, but their journey has tragic consequences..