Granville and Gastric are set to go on a double date with Madge and Mavis, but first Granville needs to find a way to tidy Gastric up. Mrs Featherstone decides she wants a husband.

Cyril and Eric want advice on how to impress their wives. Mrs Featherstone's plan isn't working out. Granville has a scheme to sell salami as a new product called Yaggis.