After being thrown into a portal by Dark Surfer, Scarlet Witch ends up in the Marvel 1602 universe where she finds a town under attack by pirate versions of Doctor Doom, M.O.D.O.K., and Abomination. Unfortunately for Scarlet Witch, the townspeople do not appreciate witches.

When the Impossible Man's wife kicks him out, the irrepressible funster ends up crashing with the Super Hero Squad. To save his marriage, Impossible Man attempts to do something no one else has been able to do – defeat the Dark Surfer.