The Yellowjackets are stuck deciding whether to track down a missing teammate or just trip out on mushrooms; Shauna secures a spot on the world's most unsupportive partner list; Misty finds herself tangled in the intimate chaos of sleepover parties.

The Yellowjackets attempt to spin a hundred suspicions into proof. Coach Scott has an existential meltdown and wonders if the universe really does hate him. Meanwhile, Jeff embarks on a crusade to make things right energetically. Shauna is forcibly committed to some me time" and confronts the walking disaster she's turned into. Spoiler: it's not a spa day.