Ozzy and Sharon encounter footage of UFO armies on the moon, and Jack introduces his parents to the infamous Skinwalker Ranch. The First Family of Darkness watches poltergeists go utterly mad and compares souls to flatulence.

Jack reveals shocking footage of a real-life vampire, ghostly car accidents and a Jesus Christ sighting in none other than Burbank, CA. Ozzy obsesses over crop circles, and the big question may finally be answered -- are Ozzy and Sharon now believers?