The government calls on the royal family to cheer up a divided nation. But while the younger royals are keen to do their bit, the older generation goes on strike. Meanwhile, Camilla is plotting to stir up resentment, Beatrice and Eugenie launch a new business venture, and Wills seeks words of wisdom from the spirit of Queen Victoria.

Charles sets out to prove he's not an eccentric crank; Wills wants to achieve his Duke of Edinburgh Gold Award; and Kate is behaving rather strangely...