Diane has thousands of tumors all over her body that have ruined her life. Will fears his shoulder lump will be ripped open at work. Anthony's daughters force him to get his lump examined and Kal Elle detests her hideous varicose veins.

Taylor has a large bump at the base of her spine that is far more dangerous than she realizes. John jokes about hip lump, but turns out it's no laughing matter. Noelle had her ears stretched as a teenager, but now wants them repaired.