Oscar gets handicapped plates, which Emma uses to get prime parking spots to go shopping. Lacey starts running with Wanda, but when she can't keep up she recruits Karen. When Karen and Wanda continue to leave Lacey in the dust, she gets Brent and Davis to join as well, only they have their own idea of how to keep up. Hank becomes the new crossing guard.

Feeling out-of-date with his old-fashioned camera, Brent gets a new one, but he doesn't read the required instruction booklet. Paul adds a trivia game to the bar, bringing out people's competitive sides. Oscar dislikes his neighbor's lawn ornaments.