When Karen thinks that she and Lacey are past the point of asking to borrow things, it's open season on each other's possessions. Oscar, Emma, and Wanda are aghast that Brent has never seen a horror movie so they set out to scare the crap out of him. To save time getting things from his truck, Hank starts to wear cargo pants that can hold everything he could ever need...ever.

When Brent's glasses break, he decides to try different alternatives, but Wanda doesn't quite believe he's man enough. Karen and Davis take advantage of Hank's newfound slogan-writing talent by putting an original on the Cop Car, but the slogan's nature causes Oscar to take the law into his own hands.