A cable excess van comes to Dog River. Lacey, Wanda and Emma compete with Karen and Davis for a show. But the decision falls into first Oscar's, then Brent's, hands.

Brent tries to convince Lacey to lose to Hank at golf, to avoid unpleasant circumstances; Emma shops for a new bed and meets a suave salesman; Wanda buys Davis lunch to get out of a ticket, then tries the same trick with Karen.