Mercer and Simpson close in on the sticky, chewy, nutty center of the Dar crime ring. Raj rides a scooter. Mir channels his inner tech bro. Lucky pulls a fast one. Ahmad finally gets to pull down the pull-down gate outside the ABC Deli.

Philly PD Sergeant Angelo F. Testicola fights to protect his very important crime scene despite interference from Mercer, Simpson, Raj, Mir, Lucky, Ahmad, Seema, Bushra, Chickie, Chickie's date, and Corey—the only white guy at the wedding.