Ride along with Joel and the bots as they watch a kidnapped Santa Claus teach humorless aliens about the true meaning of Christmas, in Santa Claus Conquers the Martians.

But first, we'll be premiering a brand new short riff, Bicycling Visual Skills.

Finally, stick around after the episode for a special holiday post-show event, The MST3K 2022 Yule Log: Memories Roasting on an Open Fire.