Credit card holders will wince as well as laugh at The Good Guys Bert applies for and gets one of the little gems against the sage advice of Rufus. Naturally, he starts buying up a storm until finally Rufus borrows the card just to get it away from him. But Rufus can't do anything right and he loses it.

Bert is sad when none of the guys who join him for a regular poker playing sessions want Rufus joining in.