Rufus is hurt outside the diner; he sues Bert for medical expenses. When Rufus is hurt in a fall outside Bert's diner, he lands in the hospital where pretty nurses tend him and Bert has to pay the bills.

Credit card holders will wince as well as laugh at The Good Guys Bert applies for and gets one of the little gems against the sage advice of Rufus. Naturally, he starts buying up a storm until finally Rufus borrows the card just to get it away from him. But Rufus can't do anything right and he loses it.