Paul has to take Joshie for a haircut. He's also going green by testing out an electric car. Is hair recyclable and where would Paul take it if it was? Was it a good idea to offer a dwarf a lift?

Paul insults one of Joshie's teachers. Naomi wants him to apologise but Paul is busy testing out a research suit that adds 20 years to his age. Simon challenges him to a game of badminton. Ronnie introduces Paul to an old Jewish man who is LGBTQ. Today is the day Paul is possibly fattist, racist, transist and sexist. Ronnie has an answer that involves Helen Mirren.