Paul is doing a story on a flirty fireman when graffiti is daubed on a wall. Naomi needs help with Joshie's 6th birthday party and Paul tries to help. It could work out well. Were it not for a some 30 year old Scalextric, a helium balloon and Simon's sexual designs on Ruth, the mother of the child from hell.

Paul's new key doesn't work. When the key cutter asks for his address to drop off the replacement, Paul is worried. If he gives his address, and this guy has his key, he could rob his house. A run in with a possibly anti-semitic driver's awareness course and an even more possibly anti-semitic vegan add to the confusion.