Staci is caught being a horrible person by Juju Chang's hidden camera show; desperate to prove she's a good person, Staci gets herself in too deep when Brooke Shields pressures her and Kelly Rutherford to take part in a dangerous drinking game.

Jesse Tyler Ferguson arrives with his personal guru and inadvertently enlists the Nightcap staff to join what seems like a cult. Michael Strahan disappoints Davis when he'd rather talk history than football. Staci and Penny fight over Ross Mathews' fake affection when he propositions both to be his pansexual beard.