Jesse Tyler Ferguson arrives with his personal guru and inadvertently enlists the Nightcap staff to join what seems like a cult. Michael Strahan disappoints Davis when he'd rather talk history than football. Staci and Penny fight over Ross Mathews' fake affection when he propositions both to be his pansexual beard.

Debra Messing fills in at the last minute and gets too close for Staci's comfort,arranging a "girls spa day" for the two in her dressing room. Davis has his hands full with Brendan Fraser, who wants to try his hand at musical comedy and debut a very offensive song on Nightcap.