Stories from Australia's most lazy, corrupt and inept council, with a dodgy mayor doing deals with property developers, a council worker who refuses to go to the toilet during his smoko break, and a councillor concerned with feral cats.

Due to so much bad press and allegations of corruption, the state Premier sends a special investigator to Darradong Town Hall to sniff around. Theo asks Fox and Kiwi Bob to steal a bidet for his ex.